Fuck, what a waste.

38.

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me, I'd be filthy rich.

It's nice to know that other people feel the same way.

37.

Some things just give you hope.

36.

Oh Reddit, you teach me new things every day.

I now know a lot more about circumcision than I've ever wanted to know ever.

35.

I remember when I first heard this song, about six months ago. The moment I read through the lyrics, I felt the emotion like a kick to my stomach. I remembered what it was like... 3am, feeling so desperate for someone, wanting nothing more than to be with them, feeling awful because you've let yourself become so vulnerable to someone who frankly doesn't feel the same way. Giving up on love but knowing your emotions are enslaved to it.

I don't know why I'm writing about this song. It came up on shuffle for the first time in a long time. Don't get me wrong, it's a good song. Good songs express feelings you sometimes just can't express in words. But there's nothing but awful connotations around it. On one hand I never want to feel that way ever again. But on the other, it's a sign that I'm not the cold heart I'm scared I'll become.

Can't avoid heartbreak forever, right?

34.

Young and full of running, tell me where has that taken me? Just a great figure eight or a tiny infinity? Love is really nothing but a dream that keeps waking me. For all of my trying, we still end up dying. How can it be?

Don't say a word, just come over and lie here with me, 'cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see. I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe. There I just said it, I'm scared you'll forget about me

So young and full of running, all the way to the edge of desire. Steady my breathing, silently screaming, "I have to have you now!" Wired and I'm tired, think I'll sleep in my clothes on the floor. Or maybe this mattress will spin on its axis and find me on yours

Don't say a word, just come over and lie here with me, 'cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see. I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe. There I just said it, I'm scared you'll forget about me

33.

When you and her broke up, I was surprisingly happy. I thought you and I would finally have our chance.

We're so akin, but I know we wouldn't be able to make it work anyway. So that wasn't too crushing.

I hope you make it through the next three months. This will be the ultimate test of your relationship.